Don't make me laugh

Seemingly peculiar to Australia, Laughing Clowns are a common fairground attraction. Generally a stall will have 10 or 12 identical clowns rotating their heads in unison through 180º. The object is to place a ping pong ball in the clown's mouth so that it comes out into a numbered shute below. If the accumulated total score from 5 balls is sufficient, the player wins a prize.

These clowns, although nothing more than fibreglass and paint, appear to have their own individual personalities, and if they could talk, I imagine this is what they might say!